FbH - May 10 Election Motherfuckery

  

Somebody once said that "In unity, there is strength".

Who the fuck says that? I mean come on! We were fucking united. We all voted for Gibo. We all dressed in green and paraded around the streets like a company of lost St. Patrick's Day patrons and wayward leprechauns. And we still fucking lost to the three most undeserving candidates in the history of the universe namely: 

But really, I'm being overly mean again. I am not anti-Noynoy and have nothing ill to say of our new president (And no, I'm not saying this for fear of being abducted by the Noynoy Nazis or some shit like that), I just pray that he doesn't fuck up this country even moreso. So cheers and congratulations to you, Mr. President, and I look forward to watching your future attempts to remedy the big fuckup that is our country. And please don't arrest me for writing this. Speirs loves you =D
   

-SP

FbH - Up to speed

HOLY SHIT, has it really been 5 months since my last entry?

Well stop complaining, motherfucker, I'm back and just as bored as I was when I first starting writing this piece of crap weblog. Since I'm half-drunk on tequila at the moment and find myself unable to soliloquize anything witty or comprehensible, let me just bring you up to speed on the current goings-on in my droll and meaningless existence.

I'VE FUCKING GRADUATED! WHOOP-DE-FUCKING-DOO!

Oh yes, as you can see, I am now a proud holder of a Bachelor of Science in Nursing degree after 5 extremely long, stupid years of pointless requirement-making and note-writing motherfuckery. Hah hah hah in your face Duja, let's see you try and take my ID now, bitch.

-SP