HOLY SHIT, has it really been 5 months since my last entry?
Well stop complaining, motherfucker, I'm back and just as bored as I was when I first starting writing this piece of crap weblog. Since I'm half-drunk on tequila at the moment and find myself unable to soliloquize anything witty or comprehensible, let me just bring you up to speed on the current goings-on in my droll and meaningless existence.
I'VE FUCKING GRADUATED! WHOOP-DE-FUCKING-DOO!
Oh yes, as you can see, I am now a proud holder of a Bachelor of Science in Nursing degree after 5 extremely long, stupid years of pointless requirement-making and note-writing motherfuckery. Hah hah hah in your face Duja, let's see you try and take my ID now, bitch.
-SP
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