FbH - Back from the dead

 

*ehem*

All right, I admit it: it's been ages since my last post.

 

Well, what do you expect, I'm a nursing student; I was fucking busy.

So it turns out while I was away, the imps have been running amok all over the place, ripping off Star Wars and fucking each other.

 

All right, first things first:

1. Stop the fornicating imps

2. Write something witty

Now, whereas I've got number 1 taken care of, I continue to struggle with number 2. Apparently in all my previous posts, I seem to have gotten profanity confused with wit. All I seemed to be doing was filling my posts with cusses to occupy the spaces of empty thought, in the same manner as how I would dip  my toast into some hot chocolate to compensate for the fact that I've run out of fucking butter.

Now invigorated with a new desire to better myself in my writing, I thank those that inspire me to be the best at what I do. Now let us take a moment of silence to reflect upon their contributions to mankind.

 OH FUCK IT, I'LL JUST GET MYSELF SOME HELLO PANDA

-SP